Just. Stop.

This is a PSA to all the anti-trans spokespeople and “renegade” cis-gender (mostly white) male Youtubers who think they’re hard-hitting journalists by going to Target lying about being “trans” to show a scary future where MEN can enter the LADIES’ room (YOU ARE THE PROBLEM and I refuse to link their videos because no one … Continue reading

From the Judge’s Files: RIP Juicy Couture

RIP Juicy Couture. I remember when I first tried you on. Your terry-cloth sweatpants hugged each of my awkward-middle-school-newly-formed-girl-curves in all of the semi-right places. I remember when I first wrangled my mom into buying me one of your sweatsuits at retail price and then subsequently being forced to scour the sales racks for your thin cotton … Continue reading

Confession: I Am Obsessed with Vanderpump Rules

Set atop a cabinet of DVD’s, which includes an Agnes Varda four disc collection, my television casts an orange glow of spray-tanned skin belonging to SUR waiters and waitresses. Yes, my television that rests upon hours of footage from one of France’s most influential Nouvelle Vague directors, transmits to me a drug known as Vanderpump … Continue reading